You probably think we are somewhere over the Pacific, but NOOOOO. Our flight from Sac to SFO was delayed because of fog in the bay so we...well we didn't miss our connection but when we got there (We ran, yes, RAN the whole way) some old bat sent some stand-by weenies onto the plane. We had already run our boarding passes through the machine when she, while trying to be the boss of the world, let the people who didn't have a reservation on through and ordered us to stay. Lynn, being her mild and meek self, threw a hissy fit that drew a crowd of people in agreement with her.
To make a long story short we are here in the Hyatt in SFran eating their food and drinking their Long Island iced teas.
Tomorrow we fly business class to Beijing, then on to Tokyo for a couple of days, and then back to Beijing. They gave each of us $1000.00 dollars to shut us up. It won't work.
We are going to make a commercial where we say, "We know you have choices other than United. We suggest you take one of them."
Another chapter from life's rich pageant.
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A round trip business class ticket to Beijing costs $13,282.30 on United (per person). Some of us will never get to fly business class in our entire life. I'm offended and not going to read your blog anymore.
Business class is very fun. I hope you are drinking your inconvenience away
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Joe jumped fence and went home on first day. He's fine, but is waiting by door for you to come home. Lolita is fine. She would not eat at first, but I put her in bed with me to make her comfy and she ate at 1AM last night. Taking her to vet tomorrow to get her toenails clipped. Toenails are curled under and poking her in the leg and making her limp. Garden water tank ran out of water, but irrigation was running today so I filled it back up. Garden currently alive. Tomato count at 5. Pepper count at 3. Chickens eggs in my fridge and being eaten. Chicken egg count at 17, but Sarah may have beat me to some of them. Roxy under craft house staying cool and relaxing. All but one rooster is out, all hens are in. Should I catch the rooster and put it in hen house? Cows fine. Checking house 3X per day between Jenny and I. No problems. Not too hot. Not too windy. Air is dryer than post menopausal anorexic kurd, but nothing on fire. Have fun. Assuming you have not updated your blog because you are too retarded to figure out how to connect from hotel. Miss you pussies.
RG
The 4 travelers have arrived safely. I would post this as a proper blog entry, but they will not give me their password. Suspicious bfers.
Update: Sarah let Joe in last night. I got him out of the house today and brought him back to my house. He's playing with dogs. Lolita's trip to the vet was good. They extracted 4 toenails that where curled around and growing into her legs and feet. Like MAGIC, she now does not limp and is trotting a little bit. It seems she has a will to live now. NICE MOM! Don't go back to that vet to avoid embarrassment. Garden was not watered yesterday for some reason so I did it today. I think maybe the beans had an entire 500 gallon tank of water the day before yesterday due to DAD NOT TRUSTING HIS OWN GODDAMN CHILD WITH HIS HOUSE while he is gone. WTF. Don't worry, taking care of it anyway. Beer is running low.
RG
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